My only regret is that I didn’t get to see this in person. I lifted this photo, with permission, from a real estate website in Phoenix (courtesy of Greg Swann). I made it safe for work by adding my own touches. Yes, this is an actual house for sale. I can only assume that this [...]
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Crimes Against Paint
Posted in Crimes Against on January 30, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
A guide to decorating for the holidays, subtitled: Don’t let Santa throw up on your house
Posted in Chattanooga Real Estate, Crimes Against, Selling on December 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Are you one of those lucky people who has their home on the market to sell during the holiday season? Should you or shouldn’t you? Decorate, that is. Short answer: Yes Long answer: It depends (that seems to be the long answer to a lot of the questions I pose) We’ve all been told that [...]
Crimes against gravity
Posted in Chattanooga Real Estate, Crimes Against on October 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We’ve all seen the rotted-deck-fell-off door-to-nowhere right? Oh, you haven’t? Well, it’s really not that uncommon unfortunately. What I have rarely seen is this particular crime against gravity. The second-floor door-to-nowhere for-no-reason. No, I have no idea what the big black chute is for. Disposing of the body? Contact me for more information about anything [...]
Crimes against doors
Posted in Chattanooga Real Estate, Crimes Against, Foreclosures on October 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The previous owners of this house (YES, these are all from one house) have been convicted on 20 counts of crimes against innocent doors. Please to enjoy: Contact me for more information about anything you see on this blog. Visit my website to search for homes. Subscribe to my blog to stay updated on Chattanooga [...]
Crimes against…gravity? sanity?
Posted in Chattanooga Real Estate, Crimes Against on September 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m not entirely sure what this one is a crime against but it’s definitely wrong. I was showing houses to a couple this week, very nice houses in fact. One of them had a carriage house of sorts with a garage on the basement level, a workshop area on the ground level and then an [...]
Crimes Against Paint – Faux Finishing Edition
Posted in Chattanooga Real Estate, Crimes Against, Crimes Against Paint on September 16, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I will admit (my family would tell you even if I didn’t) that I have attempted the elusive faux finish before. I have also attempted the “red” paint job. A color that professionals painters fear to paint, and with good reason. I will also admit that half way through my red paint job attempt – [...]
